Okay listen, I am going to get you to that hospital, or die trying. And if I succeed, I ask only one thing in return… Let me chose your child’s middle name.

gingerhaze:

I GIVE YOU, THE BROSHIP OF THE RING

…and Gollum

kaiba-cave:

iamfuckingeridan:

turntechgearhead:

ask-lillian-suki:

icat2012:

I wonder why I should dr-

OH THAT’S WHY C:

CAAAATIIIIIEEEE THIS IS FOR YOUUUUUU!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU.

wow

it actually worked hahaha

i love you

this is the greatest post ever

because it doesn’t lie to me

(Source: black-nata)

mlysza:

I need to stop and start studying.

mlysza:

ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

(Source: theguidinglight)

evil-sherlock-holmes:

letsdothewave:

notes

I believe the answer is yes.

British Actors: Only acceptable hipsters ever

(Source: j-mccrimms)

mlysza:

Dear Dr. Laufeyson, it’s not that easy.

These tags, I’m keeping them.

Every bug ever.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)