Okay listen, I am going to get you to that hospital, or die trying. And if I succeed, I ask only one thing in return… Let me chose your child’s middle name.
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CAAAATIIIIIEEEE THIS IS FOR YOUUUUUU!!!!!!I wonder why I should dr-
OH THAT’S WHY C:
I LOVE YOU.
wow
it actually worked hahaha
i love you
this is the greatest post ever
because it doesn’t lie to me
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The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. JacksonBefore you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this
Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep
I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things
(Source: theguidinglight)
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15 hours ago
I believe the answer is yes.
British Actors: Only acceptable hipsters ever
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15 hours ago
Dear Dr. Laufeyson, it’s not that easy.
These tags, I’m keeping them.
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15 hours ago
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